Carpet Salesman Jokes

39 of them in fact.

Carpet salesman jokes.

A vacuum salesman knocked on a newly built home a lady opened the door. A snail walks into a car dealership. No sense pulling up the entire floor for one pack smokes he said to himself. A few seconds later the door opens.

And he asks the salesman about car customization. The salesman asks him what it is and the snail tells him he wants the letter s painted on the doors roof and windows as large as possible. 2 a salesman walking along the beach found a bottle. A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.

When he rubbed it lo and behold a genie app. He shows the salesman a car that he s thinking about buying but there s something he wants to change about it. Roll up roll up. Here are 24 sales jokes some oldies some goodies and some you may wish you d never heard.

He stepped out for a smoke only to realize that he had lost his cigarettes. A check was mailed to his wife the. Carpet jokes randomness carpet jokes by admin may 4 2018 january 12 2019 this week s puns and one liners are on the theme of carpet jokes so they should cover quite a lot as normal they come with no guarantee of. Selling health insurance and.

24 great sales jokes it s time for a humor break. Mammoth bargains to be had in our mammoth sale. Madam if i could not clean this up within 5 minutes with the use of this new powerful vacuum cleaner i will eat all this dung. Before the lady said anything the salesman said mam the vacuum i have is the best in business.

Come to our mammoth sale. The carpet er wants the carpet to match the drapes but a carpenter will put his wood anywhere if the money s right little johnny and the salesman a salesman knocks on a door. The salesman rushed into the home and threw rotten scrambled eggs fries and hot dogs on the carpet floor. In the middle the room under the carpet was a bump.

The first one said last month when one of my insured died suddenly i got the news within six hours.